Nobody wants to work anymore.

I have zero sympathy for Cybertruck buyer's remorse. Its shortcomings have been more than adequately covered in the media and besides, just look at it.

So it's just a single app running on a minimal Android implementation, the AI is done on remote servers and it still gets lousy battery life? Sounds like they dropped the ball on design. Nevertheless, no one is going to carry this that doesn't already have a phone that can do everything the Rabbit does. It has no reason to exist.

Makes you wonder how many people got jailed for a crime they didn't commit before the widespread use of fingerprints and DNA just because they resembled someone else.

Who the fuck would want to go to Afghanistan for any reason? Them boys been hitting the poppy juice a bit too much.

Go ahead and laugh, but just wait until the class gets to Beowulf.

It's never been profitable but Huffman gets millions as CEO. Fuck spez.

Oh no, Telsa drivers may have to look at the pedestrians they run over instead of watching Mickey and Goofy? Awwwww.

Someone will have to explain to her (slowly) what perjury means, her being a Trump and all.

For a "genius", he sure is slow on the uptake.

Submarines have more bathroom space.

Further proof that Reddit is committed to copying every stupid decision that the Muskrat makes.