Shitty design
Death crap
Deathbrownnote
Dammit. That’s a much better title!
To be fair, there's enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it "Shitty house designs".
Submarines have more bathroom space.
RIP OceanGate Titan
Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:
This is literally what I see in my dreams
Where's the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt
I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
I think there's some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.
I believe you're correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible
If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left
Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport... fine I'll show you.
Blue = floor/door
Red = where it lands?
If it fits I shit
This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse
Crapper moat?
Complete with stinky lil brown alligators
How does this even work?
You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
When and where do you wash your hands?
Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.
At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably...
"They're coming up the stairs! Man the toilets!"
“Don’t flush until you see the whites of their eyes!”
This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?
next is the drawbridge.. crank that fucker down.. then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do.. you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?
No Fucking thank you very much!
1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.
Could you drop it like it's hot off the top stair?
Nope!
Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl
Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.
I think you should get that looked at. That doesn't sound normal.
That re-defines longdrop.
Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead
I like to imagine that this dosen't have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.
Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they're taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.
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