That's what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do:

companyname@mydomain.com

Brian Disease seems like a winner

That sounds like a double entendre

Lactose fuels the universe.

I just realized that's how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he's talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you're excited about something doesn't feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn't mean, I just talk a lot.

Step 0.5: sourcing raw silicon.

Never underestimate the value of a good asbestos regimen.

I like how the "don't dead, open inside" at the end just works.

One of those predictive text paragraphs?

I remember seeing this shirt at the mall 20 years ago.

The double take is the meme though…

I remember being so sad as a child that no one would listen to my stories; I was so immensely interested in what I was talking about and to see people just start gazing off really hurt.