Xanthrax

I don't know you, but I love you from afar. RIP Alistar.

Lol you don't need to be convinced. It started with late night infomercials and slowly evolved into the Brady Bunch.

Springboard. Fucking awful.

Oh, that's just the credit card I eat sometimes. I like to go down to the fridge on the weekend and shove that shit in like an atm. My prostate makes the "munch munch" ticket feeder sound every time.

Threat of injury/ abduction

Damn, you're making me miss Westwood.

I've been enjoying the new season of Primal.

Lmao dude you get punched?

Oh, they're 10 and learned reddit terms.

Let's keep this going

Ignore my face. The only photo I have on hand. This boy fought every dog in the neighborhood. Now he lives with me on the farm hanging out barn dogs, cats, goats, everything. YOU CAN BE THE CHANGE.

I like the orcs too much to compare them to Nazis. I'm down with Scandinavian. That's almost the same ballpark.