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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

How about lowering the sugar in that shit?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

The Schindler's list... Papier! Papier! Oh man. Can't wait to get burnt alive because of the color of my skin. The Christian church says you'd be a martyr or something? It's time for a musical!

Yes, I'm in trouble!
Wobble wobble!
But come this summer....
I'll have a swim in lard!
From my yard!
Jesus will help me in..
To the oven!
Oh how cool will things be this...
SUMMER!!!!!

Just a taste. If you want to hear the rest of my being burnt alive.
Musical, just find an officer and ask for help!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 18 hours ago

You have to assume that nothing that guy says is true. Tesla is done if they don't change leadership.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 18 hours ago

What would be more awesome? Walking on water? Or flying thru a lake at ludicrous speeds on a jet? Or same but on a jetpack? Or same but at 30,000feet on a Boeing flying machine?

Also imagine a Boeing plane sitting on 30,000 feet? Why!!!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 18 hours ago

You can just download a house now:

https://free3d.com/3d-models/house

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 23 hours ago

Change to Linux boot loader grub and two disks... Your old piece of shit disk for windows. The good stuff for Linux. Never look back.... Unless your aunty needs help getting another virus or whatever windows offers.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

To el Salvador?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And we can just give them our best technology too? What a great deal!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here's an idea, legalize polygamy and same sex marriage. Now you can be a guy who lives with 9 other guys in a 5 bedroom house and be able to afford it!

Requirements... Well its not gay if you can afford a house! Then you sell it, divide the profit, buy another better house and continue until you sold enough houses that each individual can buy a house. The men or women need to choose a house that needs repair so they can fix the house and sell it for a profit.

Actually I guess this can work for men and women gay, or straight. So long as you can tolerate the others and all agree to the business plan, it can work....are you guys a business? Nope, we're all married!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

He is the popest!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago

Look at the shade of their head. These people had hair. Without hair its easy to think they are typical American gang members with shaved heads. But look at the tan-less skin. They had hair and they were shaved to prevent lice but also to remove their personality. Look at some with glasses. Gang members often hate people with glasses because those people often have more money to pay for glasses.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

It doesn't have to be real tattoos or even really on them if they can Photoshop them in.

But shaved heads for sure and you can see many of them have a 5 o-clock head shadow, meaning that they don't shave often in real life.

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