blimthepixie

joined 3 months ago

I came.

Came in my pants at how bad it was

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why doesn't that apply to boxes of snakes

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Honk! You've Drunk War If Never Texted Plans

Cheerful and IDF in the same sentence?!

That was embarrassingly bad

Shan on MAGA

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's a five minute long fart

Fully audible

Account made today, selling a book.

Developed plans?

What's that?

Just "invasion" written in crayon on a map over probably the wrong countries?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That was Travolta playing both roles

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 weeks ago

That's what makes it funny though

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