I've always wanted Antiviral to be real!

I used to eat fast food every day after work. If I had a side hustle, I would eat fast food after my side hustle. But I stopped when I would go through the drive thru, pay $15, then sit for 10 minutes in the parking lot for old, cold, shitty food. Fast food isn't fast. Fast food isn't cheap. And fast food doesn't taste good. It's been over 3 years since I voluntarily ate fast food and I'm never going back.

This literally, down to the amount raised and the reason why, happened to me today.

After seeing Dr. Strange and not understanding the entire movie engine because I don't have Disney+ I stopped watching MCU movies. I'd love to go see this movie now that I know it's out but why spend time and money watching actors in front of a green screen doing things I don't understand because I didn't watch multiple TV shows?

It's a good thing food costs haven't increased before this was announced! Where's the dollar menu again?

It's a good thing we weren't automating anything before this! Nothing at all. Companies DEFINITELY weren't researching and implementing automation until right now when the minimum wage increased. And they DEFINITELY will start hiring more people if the wages go down again.

Why do Nazis feel safe and accepted in Ron DeSantis's Florida?

So instead of electing a black rocket scientist, Republicans elected someone who's blatantly stealing their money and calling it legal?

Didn't Elon have the opportunity to end world hunger for 8 billion dollars a couple years ago?

Wait, aren't guns supposed to make you safer? Why don't they just put a good guy with a gun in there and save some money?

Since he's a cop that means no charges right? Just a child with life altering injuries?

If these people were on fire and their talking heads told them they weren't they would say they weren't.