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[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 403 points 10 months ago

Cheer up Elon - it wasn't worth $44B when you bought it, so it's lost significantly less value than you think!

[-] Endorkend@kbin.social 92 points 10 months ago

Most valuations by actual economists and the like was in the 20-25B range. So it still lost a 5x in value, which is only marginally worse than 10x.

Meanwhile, you have the Elon fanboys still pretending Twitter is doing better than it ever has.

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 95 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile, you have the Elon fanboys still pretending Twitter is doing better than it ever has.
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Well, it is, if you're a Nazi.

[-] CMLVI@kbin.social 27 points 10 months ago

Same person

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[-] fubo@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

The point of acquiring Twitter wasn't to make money; it was to take away something that woke lefty journalists like and give it to fascists.

[-] grte@lemmy.ca 105 points 10 months ago

Have you considered that Elon Musk is a dumbass rather than a super genius?

The guy didn't plan on buying twitter. He was made to after he tried gaming the system and fucked it up.

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[-] Clown_Tempura@lemmy.world 225 points 10 months ago

It astounds and amazes me that there was a time Elon could have feasibly been considered a smart, level-headed entrepreneur. The whole submarine thing with the trapped kids really was the beginning of his unraveling. I for one thank Elon Musk for proving once and for all to even the most shameless corpo-apologists that having a ton of money doesn't magically make you smart or cool. The dude's an idiot, and I love watching him self-destruct.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 113 points 10 months ago

At one point they even had him cameo in iron man, and had him name dropped on star trek as a pioneer of human discovery. People used to jerk off to this dude's PR image like he was a real life Tony Stark.

[-] phillaholic@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago

If he stayed off Twitter he'd have a pretty impressive CV. Mainstream electric cars, actually usable Satellite Internet, Major Solar Panels etc. Even weird shit like Hyperloop would just be random neat things.

[-] sushibowl@feddit.nl 57 points 10 months ago

Same with JK Rowling, Kanye West, Notch, etc. It's literally so fucking easy for people like this to remain loved by everyone. Just keep your fucking mouth shut. Give nice polite interviews about your job, stay out of politics, let a boring publicity agent manage your social media for you, and enjoy your billions of dollars in peace.

Why is it so hard?

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[-] Hiccup@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 10 months ago

They put him on Rick and Morty in the most cringe inducing fashions and it was like watching a cartoon suck off a guy.

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[-] Uranium3006@kbin.social 25 points 10 months ago

He's mentioned in star trek discovery as if he took us to mars. Those lines aged so poorly

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[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

When he called the submarine expert a pedo was when I started to go, "Is this guy being for real?"

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[-] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 175 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He overpaid for a piece of shit and ran it into the ground.

Everyone with a used BMW knows the feeling.

[-] hypnotoad__@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago

Please stop attacking my character based on terrible purchase decisions

What a beautiful car

Until I owned it

[-] Nerdulous@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

I'll never forget my Sweet 3 series... Because I'm still paying for it's repairs years later.

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[-] Iwasondigg@lemmy.one 137 points 10 months ago

South African Magician Makes $40B Disappear!

[-] just_change_it@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Nah, he just donated 40B to the former ownership. Keeping the big bucks in the hands of the ultra wealthy.

[-] Someguy89@lemmy.world 99 points 10 months ago

Can this man baby just go away? No one cares dude. Enjoy your overpriced echo chamber.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Him buying twitter was just some sort of narcissistic flex on his daughter.

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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 95 points 10 months ago

When no-one was looking, Elon Musk lost forty billion. He lost 40 billion. That's as many as four tens billions. And that's terrible.

[-] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago

I never would have guessed that Musk is a billion times worse than Lex Luthor, but the math is right there. Terrible.

[-] TheGreatFox@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago

It's an older meme, but it checks out.

Source (spoiler'd because image)

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[-] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 86 points 10 months ago

I could be remembering wrong but Twitter was only worth $15B at best, and Elon bought it for $44B because he's that smart.

[-] elbarto777@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

I genuinely think he's just a pawn in a bigger game in which some powers wanted twitter gone.

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[-] bluestribute@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago

Didn't Elon have the opportunity to end world hunger for 8 billion dollars a couple years ago?

[-] GenderNeutralBro 76 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Almost. He said that if anyone could present a plan on how to end world hunger for $6B, he'd sell Tesla stock to pay for it.

The U.N. publicly presented a plan on how they'd use that $6B, but it fell way short of that goal. Which isn't surprising, since they never claimed they could solve world hunger permanently for $6B. Musk's challenge was rhetorical because the bar was impossibly high. He was really just trying to make the point that he does not have the money to truly end world hunger.

The U.N.'s plan for that $6B would "feed 42 million people for one year, and avert the risk of famine". That's nothing to sneeze at, obviously, but it's not a permanent solution.

Friendly reminder, for context, that the U.S. military budget is $842B. For one year.

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[-] Tilgare@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago

For that to be true, it would have needed to be worth $44B in the first place, which it absolutely was not. But there is no doubt that his mismanagement has tanked the value of the investment. He's a narcissist so never see it that way, but the whole rest of the world knows that.

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[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago
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[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

Imagine having so much wealth that he can walk away from his utter failure at Xitter and remain completely unaffected. For him, this is like some side-hustle vanity project a bored trophy wife runs.

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[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

Can this fuck buy russia and fox “news”?

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[-] darq@kbin.social 47 points 10 months ago

When you have a net worth measured in the billions of dollars, it's genuinely impressive to be able to lose money. With that kind of sum behind your name, you could just do nothing and out-earn most people on the planet with just interest alone. To actually be able to lose money? Now that takes work!

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[-] dbilitated@aussie.zone 47 points 10 months ago

let that sink in.

[-] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 45 points 10 months ago

$4B seems also a tad too high.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 25 points 10 months ago

Best I can do is tree fiddy.

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[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

No tears shed here. The people who built Twitter got a nice payout when they absolutely robbed Elon Musk in that deal. Anyone who chose to stay on the Elon train after his first weeks at the helm gets no sympathy from me.

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[-] Saneless@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

I wouldn't normally trust his math but he might have gotten this one right

[-] fidodo@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago

And he's blaming the anti defamation league...

[-] Astroturfed@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Nothing says definitely not a racist Nazi like blaming the Jews for your failings. Nazis would never blame the Jews for everything.

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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is the 4-D chess at play actually - now that it's been delisted, there can't be any securities class action against him. taps forehead

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[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

I really hope the original owners re-buy Twitter for a fraction of what they sold it for lol

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[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 10 months ago

Nobody ever said you had to be smart to be a billionaire... or a good person.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 31 points 10 months ago

You strictly cannot become a billionaire and be a good person at the same time.

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[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Listen all y’all it’s a SABOTAGE

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 months ago

That might be giving Musk too much credit. Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence.

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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

He's just that good at business. Truly an unstoppable force in the world of commerce. Capitalism really is the best system. No problems.

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[-] ganksy@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

I'm sure Putin and the Saudis comped him accordingly

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