You better play dead homie, we make a lot of sequels

MAKE PENIS AND VAGINA ILLEGAL!!!!!

How do you miss a bright orange target that hoots and hollers

I'm not really looking to attract other men at this time

Why didn't you nerds tell me about this, I'm over here hoofing it with this got damn 2tb ssd

Protect from IUDs?! intrauterine devices?? They sure are taking birth control seriously in Prosper boys..

You've got to be yolking

Kirby sucks and blows anyway

I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters

I always put their address. I LIVE AT WORK HOMIE.

Argh matey, I'd rather walk the plank than pay those greedy pigs! Tis the high seas for me landlubbers!!!