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[–] btbt@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Use your phone with both hands or just one hand (while the other jacks off your peanits)

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

CAN YOU SEE THE POWERS THE RED MEAT AND BENZOS HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME PIERS? SOON I WILL TRANSCEND REALITY ALTOGETHER

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Most tolerant white Yank, I wouldn’t be surprised if she only stopped ranting because the foam coming out of her mouth would have made her choke otherwise

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I’d put this backstabbing fuck in my Krabby Patty without hesitation, just like he did to all his supposed brothers in arms

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Idk if I can support Zohran anymore y’all…

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

But what if he’s just built different

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A corporal at 18? I see the Israelis have learned exceptionally well from the Starship Troopers School Of Military Strategy

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Ghostbusters was never a good franchise, also the theme song is super annoying and sucks ass

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

I especially like the part where the crabs clamped their claws down on the professor’s testicles

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ComradeShartFucker kelly

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Tbh I don’t see the Iron Dome getting fixed, I think Israel needs to turn it off permanently

 

My conscience tells me to root for Inter but PSG winning right after Mbappe left to go chase a title would be so fucking funny

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Capitalism has delivered me a great boon today, time to run to the store and make myself go bankrupt pineapple-surf

 

I know there are some fellow Bois-heads on this site, so I wanted to post this here for y’all. This video has been the fandom’s white whale for almost a decade, it got taken down from YouTube for copyright and it had effectively become lost media. Words cannot describe how hyped I am for this discovery. Credit to u/AccidentPuzzled8438 on Reddit for finding it, I’ll link their post here

 
 
 

It’s his world and we’re just living in it

 

As it turns out, the American justice system kinda sucks

 

Marx failed to consider Remus Dogfart

 

Chess has been solved folks

 
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