buttfarts

joined 1 year ago
[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 9 points 3 weeks ago

Fuckin' conversators with their 'eye contact' its just bullshit.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Cybertruck = Homer car

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 3 points 3 months ago

Time to harvest its succulent body meat from within its carapace

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 41 points 3 months ago

Violence is only acceptable against the poors.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The parched hillsides with sparse vegetation don't accommodate many tonnes of water being dumped onto them from the air.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 3 points 4 months ago

Its a Chinese idiom that works very well

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 2 points 4 months ago

You are the fartographer after all

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 26 points 4 months ago (7 children)

They fart in each others mouth then blow it like vapor back into the originators nostrils

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 22 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I am left and this is so fucking true though. So many pussy-ass towel wringing gutless cowards just want to pick bones out of tofu than actually act to make a meaningful difference because they are frozen with indecision over acadmic moral quandries

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 86 points 4 months ago (7 children)

This guy is gonna be the whole world's problem until we collectively shun him into Russia or something.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What if ads had to show side affects by law.

So like theres a guy with gut wrenching abdominal cramps audibly blowing liquid ass mulch into the toilet bowel while moaning painfully.

Scene cuts to he's smiling and cutting the grass in the front yard.

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 1 points 4 months ago

That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs

 

Here is this guy's highlight reel

  • Raided funds meant for firefighters and paramedics to bankroll his lavish lifestyle. Fancy cars, luxury vacations, designer clothes – even his child support.
  • Squandered millions in public funds while essential services were left to rot.
  • Used public money to grease the palms of Republican politicians.
  • Prioritized lucrative non-emergency transfers over life-saving 911 calls. Who needs a paramedic when there's money to be made?
  • Deprived emergency responders of vital equipment while his own "limousines" were chauffeured around.
  • Stole from his own dead brother's children.
 
 

Even worse is when OP on the nine year old thread with the exact same technical problem announces "Solved!" without elaborating

 
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