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[–] vrek@programming.dev 57 points 10 months ago

my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans....

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 43 points 10 months ago

Quality shitpost.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It must've been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

The other way around wasn't that un-terrible either.

[–] ZoraMystery@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.

[–] constantokra@lemmy.one 36 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I've been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.

[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 24 points 10 months ago

Still works tbh

[–] AlexDrago@ani.social 10 points 10 months ago

Well it's both shit

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

I like it when I'm about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Literally a shit post

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.

So this tracks.

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Can confirm, unfortunately. We're not laughing, but we are relieved.

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

The diarrhoea of gods.

Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn't all that good.

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

It's not diarrhea it's "waterfall 🌈🌈"

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No one ever thinks about the minority 😢

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Illegal propulsion systems!!

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Well, brown sometimes too.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's called poop euphoria, look it up.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 8 points 10 months ago

Are you my cat?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

me after installing my bidet

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] mons@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

4 out of 5 women are full of shit

[–] fatalError 2 points 10 months ago

5th one just flushed the toilet

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It's probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don't have a cock or balls.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It's not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It's like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.

[–] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Bet she is the fifth dentist as well

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.

[–] MacDangus@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

This is from always sunny in philly

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you're going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I'm a poop racist.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!

[–] bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

TayTay's new album looks shitty