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You had me at fried okra 😋 but lost me at ranch 😣

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I just read your comment while sitting on the toilet

You think most parents have gotten falling down drunk? Around their small children, no less? Is alcohol abuse really that rampant?

What a delightful read! I appreciated the quick FAQ about domesticated skunks at the end.

We need a mod to add accordions as playable instruments!

AGI?

We named her Chaplin 😸 Seemed nicer than calling her Kitler!

I'm glad that the fire damage was minor and fully contained to his own home, that he's getting mental help, and above all that nobody was injured. The story could have turned out very differently.

How come you never fired your weapon in the office before? It's called a desk pop. We've all done it.

Possession and dissemination.

Also, the definition of "POSSESSING A SEXUAL PERFORMANCE BY A CHILD" under New York Penal Law § 263.16 specifies "any performance which includes sexual conduct by a child less than sixteen years of age."

Yes, he hasn't been convicted of anything, but the accusation is that he shared sexually explicit images of a child who was 15 or younger.

What does ODST mean? Google says "orbital drop shock troopers" but that doesn't sound right in this context?

EDIT: It's a Halo video game? I don't get the joke

He empowered people to recycle 625,000 of their own batteries. This wasn't waste cleanup, it was waste prevention. His nonprofit organization provided battery recycling bins and signs in visible, convenient locations. People otherwise may not have known where, how, or even why they should recycle their batteries.