I would not argue that point, but ... its beside the point.
Ok. I will experiment. I appreciate the ideas.
Thanks.
I do use an advanced camera app called ProCamX, because the default Android Camera app was was modifying my pics. I'm sure it has all the settings I need.
I guess I should start there. Learn to use my camera.
As for the PNGs, that's what you get when you paste a graphic into a post. It makes it a PNG. No choices there.
Um ... my other main instance is eviltoast.org, and ... well, I think my posts forced the admin to implement those very things. If we don't have the knowledge here, I could ask him.
Ya, that's never been a problem for me. I think the 'bad thing' was dental infections and a bunch of antibiotics. That threw my shitter out of kilter and made me understand you have to manage your gut like a garden. When you see that bright red blood in the bowl, you realize change is in order and start listening to doctors instead of diet fads and 'your own research'.
Shitting was not a problem. Shitting blood was the issue.
Your gut bugs need fiber to eat. Or they will eventually eat you.
You cannot maintain a healthy microbiome without fiber.
The older you get, the less your guts can tolerate the type of self-abuse you are pushing here.
Additionally, fiber consumption has a dramatic impact on cholesterol processing. That's actually what finally brought me to the table for a balanced meal.
I saw Crobot open for Corrosion of Conformity last night.
I was there for COC of course.
I had never heard of Crobot 3 days ago.
Well, Crobot were the highlight of the evening for me.
I got to interview the two founding members and one of the new guys.
That's the life of an opening band on a big tour.
You work your own merch stand, and people can come bug you. Also, no roadie.
Right as I was walking up to the venue, I passed Brandon Yeagley (vocals founding member) grabbing some gear out of their very-not-fancy white cargo van. (It wasn't as crappy as other band vehicles I've seen. They must be doing alright.)
I hollered, "Hey Brandon!" He turned around, realized he didn't know me, and gave me the big rockstar smile and a wave. :]
Before I walked into the show, I hit the 'support' merch booth, and there was Chris Bishop (guitar founding member), chilling with Nico Jansen (drums), selling shit.
I didn't have a list of questions, so I just hit Chris with whatever I could come up with. He was super-cool about it. I took a pic, and he looks cranky, but honestly he was really friendly and open.
DT - Where did the name Crobot come from?
Chris - (Shakes his head.) Well, we were first getting the act together, and trying to figure out a name. My friend asked what does it sound like, and I said it was "crowbar licks and robotic movemement". (He sorta looks into the distance ...) "Really, they weren't even crowbar licks." The friend suggested Crobot, and "It was way better than anything else we considered." (I think he's talking about a Sludge band named Crowbar ... that is currently doing their farewell tour.)
DT - So you work your own merch booth?
Chris - Yeah, we are here all night. We have a pretty short set, and we are just trying to get the new stuff out there. (Indeed, they didn't do their hits Golden or Low Life during their set. No encore of course.)
DT - Who is the girl in the Low Life video?
Chris - (Things got confusing here.) That's Brandon's daughter! (The 'girl' I was talking about is holding a child and clearly too old to be Brandon's kid.)
DT - Is that the same girl that's in the other video?
Chris - Oh no, that other video was an ex-band member's girlfriend.
DT - Oh ok, lotta family going on.
Chris - Yup, we keep it in the family here.
DT - So you started with a pair of brothers, and they left after a couple albums.
Chris - (Clouds cross his face.) Yeah, working with a pair of brothers was ... he trails off.
(At this point, Nico, who was working the booth, pipes up.)
Nico - And now you have a new set of brothers!
DT - Oh, you two are brothers too?
Nico - Yup. (Can't remember exactly what was said, jokes about making too much noise, and maybe farts.)
DT - Who did this artwork on the shirts?
Chris - Well, I'm a tattoo artist. I did this and this ... (He gave me a lot of details about various pieces they had for sale. It was too much to remember. Other band members do artwork as well.)
I talked to the guys a bit more and bought a kick-ass shirt!
The show was fukin great. Everything I hoped for.
Crobot just rocks on stage. Brandon really does run around and act crazy.
He's got this weird thing he does with the mic stand, throws it forward and then pulls it back with the cable.
I think all the material was off the new album Supermoon.
I went back to the merch stand after the show was over, and Brandon was working.
(I was still pretty confused about who the kid was.)
DT - Great show man. I had no idea who Crobot was 3 days ago. I'm a huge fan now.
So ... the kid in the Low Life video ...
Brandon - (Interupts) That's my daughter! (His face lights up with glee.)
DT - Oh, so you stole candy from a baby, twice, and it was your own kid.
Brandon - (Clearly pleased with himself.) Yes, I did! (Brandon is quite the personality. Big waving arm gestures and wild eyes as he proclaims his guilt.)
I talked to Brandon for another minute or two, but I had just barely heard of Crobot. I did not have a good set of questions lined up.
Brandon made sure to invite me to keep in touch and follow up with anything else I wanted to ask. I got the impression he wants to read this article.
These guys were so cool to me with their time and their stories and the AWESOME stage show. Fan for life.
Well, for me it was about 42 years, till I was bleeding out my ass all the time.
You know, some of us are hard to convince.
I'm cured, but I'll require regular colonoscopies for the rest of my life.
I'll see you at the butt doctor when it hits you too. Or ... you could act sensibly. Now.
Right on. This sounds good. Dale Crover is in this band?!? I had no clue.
I saw Sleep in Tuscon, AZ about 20 years ago at some club in the college district. Matt was cool. I think he's the only one I met. I was hangin with a chick that was obsessed with him.
I guess you are kidding, but sure. It's good to get the info out there. All ya gotta do is google it tho ...
Would you prefer Stanford, Harvard, Mayo Clinic, or NIH?
Judging from the comments, people are committed to their atkins thing.
I don't expect this to be well received.
Fiber. You need it. This 'ketogenic' thing is suicide.
Crobot is a very unusual group. The lead singer is quite good and entirely mad. The band is tight as hell, its complex stuff. I don't know if this makes any sense, but they have elements of Soundgarden and Monster Magnet, maybe a bit of Savatage. Ya, that didn't make sense.
Crobot is opening for Corrosion of Conformity's tour. I'm gonna see COC tomorrow, so I looked up the opening bands.
"Golden" is "a tribute to Chris Cornell." This was the first Crobot song I heard. Yesterday. I've played it a couple dozen times since then.
When your golden cage is empty.
And you've made your great escape.
They can do what they want with your flesh and your bones.
But your soul they cannot take.
"Golden" immediately set me back, made me try to put them in a category, figure out what kind of music this was.
Right. Good luck categorizing Crobot. This was one of those groups where I had to chew on everything they've done, multiple times. I still can't tell you what kind of music this is, but it was a satisfying meal.
Crobot has at least 6 albums, recording since at least 2011.
They have a website where you can buy their merch.
Their youtube is well managed, ton of videos, and their full releases on this page.
This band is gonna test the limits of 'stoner rock'.
I am a huge Mac Sabbath fan. I like cleverly dumb shit with a point. They are definitely that.
The Alladin Theater is gorgeous. I got a balcony seat on the rail. Awesome view.
What can I say? Ronald and the boys rocked the fukin house. This is no joke band. Oh yes, they tell some jokes. Terrible jokes about being 'drive thru metal pioneers' and how everyone is copying them. Awful, dumb jokes. I love it.
But this is legit rock. These guys kick ass.
I guess I should sort of explain their shtick.
Ronald thinks he and his compatriots are sent back from the future, or maybe from the 70's, and they have a mission to warn us all about the dangers of fast food.
For the uninitiated, Mac Sabbath is commonly viewed as a parody of Black Sabbath. Not so!
Before Ozzy passed, I would have said that they are a takeoff on Ozzy and Black Sabbath.
Since Ozzy passed, they are still that, but the last third of their show is a legit tribute to the original band. Ronald comes out in all black and plays it straight.
This might ruffle some feathers, but I think Mac Sabbath is better than anything Ozzy did in the last ... oh ... 35 years of his life.
Here. Let me prove it. They played for Ozzy. Private party. He was dumbfounded, amazed, and loved it.
Mac Sabbath are afraid of digital recording gear, and won't record a fuking album.
Everything I've heard has been live shit on youtube. They have a channel. Check them out!
Oh, if I may start a bit of controversy (besides the Ozzy bit) I have a theory that the band's manager, Mike Odd, is also Ronald. You never see them in pictures together ...
But ... or maybe this is more suspicious ... I spoke to the Employee of the Month, who also ran their merch stand and asked him if Mike and Ronald are the same person. He acted as if he wasn't real happy with Mike, but he's like "Yes, he's the band's manager." I repeated the question, and he's like "What?!? No, they are not the same person." Methinks thoust deny too much ...
Do yourself a favor. See Mac Sabbath in concert.
This is a very live act. They don't give a shit about anything but entertaining people live.
See the whole show. They either bring along a group of excellent unknowns with their own weird schtick, or they do big gigs that also hire other clown acts like Puddles Pity Party, weird shit like the Juggalo gatherings.
DO NOT leave early. Mac Sabbath will always have their opening bands come and join them for a couple numbers. It's a riot of a close. FFS they are doing Sabbath songs. Everyone knows them. I wish I got a pic of that, but I was busy thrashing my head.
The first Clutch album was out of sight. All of it was so cool.
Some of Clutch's later music isn't quite what I'd call stoner rock, but this sure is.
It doesn't get any more spacey than Spacegrass!
I've seen Clutch play small rooms. Catch em live, if you get the chance.
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'Atkins' has been thoroughly debunked. People should know better by now.
I was there for the start of that fad, and unfortunately for me, bought the bullshit.