[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 43 points 3 weeks ago

Or, like, Palestinians.

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ich🐶🤦‍iel (files.catbox.moe)
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Sorry, bleibt das einzige Mem über diese Shitshow, versprochen. Aber irgendwo musste ich kurz Dampf ablassen. Mir tut jeder Leid, der grade aus einem langen Koma aufwacht, und sich jetzt nicht sicher ist, ob er wirklich aufgewacht ist.

(Ich finde es nebenbei halbwegs lustig, dass die Kappe des Hundes so aussieht, als würde er für eine Zusammenarbeit mit den Demokraten werben.)

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wir💻iel (files.catbox.moe)
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ich🥘iel (files.catbox.moe)
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ich❓🐉❓iel (files.catbox.moe)
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ich🇦🇹🤝🇩🇪iel (files.catbox.moe)
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Wie es die alten Wikinger-Sagen prophezeien: Lindnerrøkkr naht!

(Michael Lindner ~~ist~~ war der Landesparteivorsitzende der SPÖ Oberösterreich.)

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ich🤒iel (files.catbox.moe)
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Freu dich auf die kalte Jahreszeit, haben sie gesagt. Das macht Spaß, haben sie gesagt.

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ich🇩🇪iel (files.catbox.moe)
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ich👩‍🏫iel (files.catbox.moe)
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ich😞iel (files.catbox.moe)
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Zur Sicherheit eine kurze Erklärung: "bessa ois de deitschn" ("Besser als die Deutschen.") wird in österreichischen Memgemeinschaften gerne verwendet, wenn Österreich bei irgendetwas "besser" abschneidet als Deutschland.

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ich🏅iel (files.catbox.moe)
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ich💰iel (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 49 points 3 months ago

That's the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 54 points 3 months ago

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 42 points 4 months ago

I work at a large airport this summer. What is this "fully staffed" you're talking about, and where can I get it?

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 44 points 5 months ago

Early 2000s problems require early 2000s solutions.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 40 points 5 months ago

I'd say it's a lazy Sunday and they're staying in bed until 12.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 48 points 5 months ago

Holy hell. Those are the things they're willing to admit? Then what the fuck do they still have in hiding?

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 41 points 5 months ago

Technically, they don't photosynthesize. At least not this partitpart of the plant.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 44 points 6 months ago

What the fuck are you smoking?

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 45 points 6 months ago

You can't be a good anything and be a landlord. At least if we use the moral meaning of "good".

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 45 points 7 months ago

As a male scientist, I approve of this constant reaffirmation of my masculinity.

[-] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 45 points 7 months ago

The hero we needed.

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