[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Next halloween will be easy. Just a gray hoodie and backpack

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Oh he might have went on living, but he made one fatal slip, when he denied the claim of someone with a big iron on their hip

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago

No ISIS member ever denied me coverage (you do not gotta hand it to them)

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

CERTIFIED GENUINE straight from the Copypasta region of Italy

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

wot if it's all a viral marketing campaign to counter BDS?

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

Did UlyssesT leave Hexbear again?

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

The system works come on bro just vote for the lesser evil bro things were getting incrementally less worse bro

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

ABEX PRETADOR

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Great idea! I Could go with the ol' Marvel trope of having the villains kill a bunch of innocent people for no reason so that their ideology doesn't seem appealing.

The man with the thin long mustache, wearing a dragon robe, spoke: "In order for society to progress, the people must first starve. That is how we did it in China, and it is how we will do it here. It is the communist way."

Then I imply that the natives are simply too corrupt and incompetent to be allowed to run their own industries, so it must be left to the (Western) free market to "develop" the country.

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

I shall be Andrei Zalisitzyn, and my autobiography will be called Escape from Moscow (took a business class flight outta there)

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

I want to become a successful writer, but I'm not particularly talented. Does anyone know how I can get CIA backing?

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yogurt owl (hexbear.net)
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  1. Wash your beanis
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love that guy

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Korean Lenin & Marx (hexbear.net)

Korean Lenin & Marx

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Data is beautiful (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by dumpster_dove@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I mean funny

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by dumpster_dove@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

I found it funny that I've been tinkering with mods and settings, unsuccessfully trying to get the game to run at all on Windows, but then it started up right away on Epic Games Store through Lutris. Now I just gotta figure out how to cap the frame rate. e: found an fps limiter on nexus mods, now everything works perfectly!

Previously I had a similar experience where Far Cry 1 wouldn't run on any Windows newer than XP, but worked perfectly on Linux.

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Okay, son (hexbear.net)
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  1. No more need for toilets. With today's housing prices, the sqm price of an apartment has reached exorbitant levels. Currently, toilets take chunk of that space. They use a lot of water too.

  2. No more need to leave your bedroom to take a crap, wasting precious time that you could be using to contribute to the economy (or gaming). In that sense, it's kinda like ordering food instead of making it yourself.

  3. Street cleaner demand would explode, further helping the struggling economy. There would be a massive demand for street cleaners to wash away all the thrown out feces. You might think hiring a bunch of extra cleaners would be a burden, but it would surely be offset by the reduced load on sewage treatment plants from people not having toilets to flush.

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brutalist gf (hexbear.net)
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People pay money for shit like this

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