They can be here illegally
Making it legal to be there illegally lmao
If you're a ~~slaver~~ farm owner or whatever in the US, then you already got migrants doing the back breaking work for shit pay with the threat of deportation hanging over their head, right? That seriously wasn't enough for these people.
I don't know what to say that wouldn't be
And it's still not like you'd be quite as clean from dry wiping even if you have perfect poops.
If someone touched a poop and then wiped their hand with a piece of paper, I still wouldn't shake their hand.