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Source: https://www.nationalreview.com/2025/06/is-zohran-mamdani-a-lifelong-socialist/

You're laughing. A college student engaged in sophomoric mischief, and you're laughing. youre-laughing

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

US media:

Brown socialist candidate borrows a table without asking and comes clean pronouns

White republican SAs multiple women and doesn't feel an ounce of remorse shrug-outta-hecks

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

New Yoink City kelly

[–] Bolshechick@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Most people in college are doing shit like this constantly lol.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

It's not even like he nicked it and then sold it. He just... Took a table intended for his use and used it somewhere it wasn't meant to be used. I bet it got more use in his room than it ever would in a public place

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

In socialist new York you don't even own your table.

[–] SeducingCamel@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Literally who hasn't stole from their campus

[–] iie@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

Wow a literal sophomore engaged in sophomoric mischief

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

so, what you're saying is, he was doing 9-11s in college... for FUN.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

don't forget to properly convert those 9-11s into proportional 9-11s, using the population table (that Mamdani stole)

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

Is this the worst thing they got on him?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What if he takes the mayor's desk back to his apartment? Then the city will plunge into anarchy. We know he can lift furniture.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

I'm imagining him doing exactly that and it's making me really afraid. The damage is already done

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's dangerous because he's capable of using the communistic powers of communication and offering rewards for labor like pizza and beer in exchange for moving things. Therefore he able to cause multiple people's worth of chaos in the mayoral office! We can't let him do this!

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Communism, communication, coincidence? I think not!

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

tell me the difference via-getty

[–] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A guy paying tuition used property that his tuition paid for? Believe it or not, jail

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Taking the college's property and leaving it on the college's premises intact, no less.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

and it wasn't even valuable property, like the TV my brother similarly borrowed from the common area when they had the sports people move in two weeks before everybody else

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Zohran’s gonna take a table from every New Yorker.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

It's barely even mischief....

In school once we taped down small bottles of axe body spray and threw them into crowded hallways like smoke grenades.

That's what I call mischief. Buddy needed a table and grabbed one that's not mischievous at all

[–] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Damn Zohran is cool like that. Reminds me of when we totally didn't go in the middle of the night and snag the "speed humps ahead" sign with my dorm buddies

[–] OttoboyEmpire@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

deeply unserious

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago
[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

What this clearly socialist-biased article fails to mention is that when he committed his grave table crimes, he did them...

Musliamically!

WITH TERRORISTIC INTENT IN HIS HEART!