Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?
Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.
Sometimes when a Canadian feels sad, a friend will stab him, just to cheer him up.
Screen cap shamelessly stolen from the delightful @nocontexttrek@mastodon.social
He’s too real. The electorate craves lies.
JFC, you know Trump’s IT guy has seen some shit. Probably has a 1000 yard stare.
Crap, you’re right.
Better not vote for them and just accept having no abortion rights until a viable third party shows up.
Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.
We only have to convince people to hate one more car than they already despise.
This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.
Bike not listed.
I’m invincible!
“You can’t trust me to behave like an adult in a room with just one other person, but you can trust me with the power of the state.”
The zoomers were never on Twitter. Too busy with their Snappychats and Tikkytalks.
We’ll there was that time Kublai Khan tried to invade Japan with the largest amphibious assault in history (until D-day) and got absolutely wrecked by a typhoon.
Then tried again a few years later, with an even larger force, and got wrecked by another typhoon.
The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.