Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

They even padded up her shoulders. She got unironically balenciaga’d by the fashion industry.

Good news! There’s a new technology called an ‘e-bike’, which makes this problem (and wind, and sweat, and physical condition) completely irrelevant.

I’m all about enlightened self-interest.

Like, altruism is rad and all, but some people are only ever going to be helpful if they stand to gain something, and it’s best we remind them of what they stand to gain at every opportunity.

They’ve done it! They’ve defeated gayism!

I’ve been told that beans are an especially magical fruit.

Now you and me battle for the supremacy of our respective generations on the fields of Usenet, to honour our ancestors.

Don’t forget, the best way to get accurate information and stimulate discourse is to post horribly wrong information.

Transphobia was a punchline in basically every 90s comedy.

Shouldn’t be hard, as almost everything Nestle makes tastes like crap.