glitch1985

joined 2 years ago
[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everybody lies. Airport XYZ let me keep my fully assembled IED why is it an issue here.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

What's that term? "pre-existing condition".

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Quiet microwave gang. Took a while to find the instructions and can only be done when it's first plugged in on mine.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can set it for an extra second so you don't feel bad about stopping it "early"

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Somebody check his gender.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Then you'd have to worry about micro plastics.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Without flaw unless it gets flipped on its back.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

What would stop the IRS from sending federal agents arresting people on the streets

I thought they fired all of them?

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Uh huh. He's got A LOT of catching up to do.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Art of the deal.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

And Dr. Pepper

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