groucho

joined 1 month ago
[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 day ago

I laughed out loud. Thank you.

[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

observemax

We've been here before, with *core. And we have learned none of its lessons.

Also, I want a Dot's pretzels shirt.

[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dan Brown writing men: "He had steely grey eyes and was very smart. Scientists thought he was an idiot but that's because he was smarter than them and didn't spend as much time writing papers. He did four hundred pushups and took a shower. 'Not bad for a fifty five year-old guy', he thought, which was smarter than other thoughts even if those thoughts had won prizes."

[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 1 points 3 days ago

If the christian god exists and the reward for serving him is eternal life in his presence, I will gladly accept the alternative.