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RULES:
Dan Brown writing men: "He had steely grey eyes and was very smart. Scientists thought he was an idiot but that's because he was smarter than them and didn't spend as much time writing papers. He did four hundred pushups and took a shower. 'Not bad for a fifty five year-old guy', he thought, which was smarter than other thoughts even if those thoughts had won prizes."
that's hilarious
"He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious"
Very mysterious indeed. I often ponder what runs through his mind.
Vampire Fantasy Football League
You'd think being a Billionaire would be a turn OFF in this day and age.
Are people reading this erotica unironically class traitors?
women are attracted to power and dominance. being rich makes you powerful and dominant. only she can tame his power!
it's that simple. it's a porno.
just like every porno for guy features a very attractive submissive sex addict who is obsessed with him and his dick and can't help herself from sucking/fucking on it every 5 minutes.
are men class traitors for watching pornhub?
is the very attractive submissive sex addict rich and from old or new money?
men would only care about that if they were from old money.
Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.
if you trade the compression shorts to a towel around his waist, you can say
His penis bounced penisly down the stairs
Oops my penis! Will someone get that for me before it gets out the door?
I swear it's worse than the cats
That last line is incredible.
Thanks! It's all just adapted from the original:
Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.
Doing something buttingly sounds more amusing than doing it boobily.
Fits with the werewolf joke. But when our dog does it we call it bum scooting.
its even funnier if you know finnish. there is a word in finnish that is about that and it means something a kin to fooling around/doing something badly (perseily)
A furry wrote this
Gay men writing men!
His pecs bounced pecily as he swung his football bat.
Foot-long bat* Some call it a third leg but me
Damn that's hot
I'll admit I have never thought about it before now.
what I'd never thought about before now
If a man were to transform into a werewolf... would his dick transform into a canine one?
Ali Hazelwood would say, "Yes."
That’s the point of transforming, yeah? You get a wolf nose, wolf ears, wolf paws, and yes, all the rest of the anatomy.
In France, they call it le buttox
I think this very much depends on where on the spectrum of the type of werewolf he falls. Are we taking Wolf-man basically just hairy guy with claws type, a monstrous bipedal wolf creature, or all the way to turning into a full fledged normal wolf but smart...
Can we agree that even the first one would transform at least a little?
Yes, but 90% of that would just be the pubes growing completely out of control.
Depends on what kind of werewolf.
Some weres look exactly like a normal wolf, and others are part human-part beast.
Depends on the author/artist
Of course, that’s one of the biggest draws to werewolf dude: Thicc knot!
What is weirder?
Depends on who is drawing the furry porn and why.
If you draw your werewolves with human-like dicks, can you even call yourself a furry?
No his dick transforms into a tiny werewolf in a trenchcoat and fedora. It's really quite adorable.
Hopefully
I mean, probably
Take a look at bad dragon's werewolf line, you'll find your answer
We need to focus on important things! Is that penis perfectly sized in a human or a wolf form?
I'm guessing…both?
Hairy shaft
Bristly for her pleasure
Well.. that was a rollercoaster!
HAHAHAHA
Isn't this basically what romantasy is about?
No. Where are the allosauruses. Allosaurii. Allosaurids. Dammit.
Expected a mirror to 'breasted boobily down the stairs,' but nope, monster fucker alignment chart.
Putting robots and furries on oppose ends of the spectrum seems odd given the sheer popularity of robotic and cybernetic characters in the furry fandom. Like, placing a protogen on that chart would get confusing.