hexaflexagonbear

Imagine your spouse finding out you went to a Coldplay concert.

It’s very undignified to be over 25 years old and “dating”. You’re a grown up now, have an affair.

https://youtu.be/upBreWl5jbg

(For context this was in the people’s joker soundtrack)

I find that with less social media even other screen time feels better. Like I’ve spent weekends doing either movie marathons or playing video games and felt better and somehow like my time was spent more productively than if I were just scrolling.

But I guess it helps that usually those activities are easier to build productive habits around, like a video game is a better reward for doing the dishes than doomscrolling is.

I pull back my foreskin to reveal I’m hiding a tactical second dick in there.

What’s natal day? Do Nova Scotians have to rawdog on the first weekend of August?

I just realized the stunt double for the token white guy in Jackie Chan’s HK movies is Asian lol

When debating quitting without an explicit offer from another place my brain mainly goes to “well I’ll probably end up at a place where I still hate the job but my coworkers could be worse”.

You should be able to go to the apartment building’s laundry room shirtless when it’s hot

I swear our reality is built around providing Adam Curtis with all of the visual metaphors he needs.