Since you are a person "with knowledge of how any of it works", please share with the class what those penalties and repercussions are. Educate us poor ignorant "random Internet citizens".

By Grabthar's Hammer, what an asshole

"It comes out of the fuckin' ground. I couldn't believe it!"

20 years on, it still rings true: The Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Judging by this comment thread I'm not the only one who's like "you can have them, but I don't know if you're going to want them"

♫ Hello, my baby♫

♫ Hello, my honey♫

♫ Hello, my ragtime gal♫

Turns out "Bootsy Collins" was just Daddy Electric's stage name.