Jerry: She literally said, "life is like a box of chocolates"?
George: Yes, she said, "you never know what you're gonna get."
Jerry: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"?
George: Word for word.
Jerry: They have a card in them...
George: They have a menu.
Jerry: Right, the little menu card! So you know exactly what you're getting.
George: I told her that.
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I took that box of chocolates and I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the Upper West Side. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across Manhattan. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Manhattan. For no particular reason I just kept on going.
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Not meant to be impressed, just distracted
The only correct response to political pressure from the USA is stronger resistance
Perhaps the Met Police Commissioner should write a strongly worded letter to Farage then? Or does he reserve that action for left-wing parties only?
British Museum be like

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢
I didn't know the Church of England was this based
Meanwhile her face is 'WTF is this thing?!'
A bit UK specific: this is Nigel Farage's newest challenger in the Clacton by-election
A genuinely interesting read, and well written
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I toyed with the reverse scenario: Lt Dan taking Forrest and Jenny to meet the Shrimp Nazi