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I don't know, but the theory I find to be most likely is that it's due to inbred training data, since it started right after the whole Ghibli thing. Habsburg ass AI. Most Post-Ghibli AI slop acquired that ubiquitous piss filter look, it's hilarious

it's the beginning of a Chaotic Era in Trisolaris, DC

that's actually kinda cute, it's such a quaint prediction, coming straight from early 2023, when lots of people were impressed and had some degree of hope that AI would be a transformative, positive tool, rather than the nightmare factory churning out piss-colored garbage that it currently is

40 centimeters of iron.

holy fuck, I have no idea if 3.5kg of explosives is a lot, but I absolutely know that 40cm of iron is A LOT of iron

I'm not in the US so I hope he does the plot of The Dark Knight and does extraordinary rendition to me

no idea, but I googled out of curiosity and got this banger of an AI answer:

pretty solid sissy squat form from that first IDF guy

Who knew it was so easy for a president to just ignore whatever laws were inconvenient

When you're the president they just let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the Posse.

his handlers want to make sure people know it's this clone speaking, not the other clone who hosted the apprentice

This is disheartening.

So... there's nothing to be done? Iran's war of attrition strategy goes poof, just like that? What about closing Hormuz, and/or blowing up Saudi Aramco oil infrastructure? Would that be left as a response for Israel's inevitable sneak attack a few days into this so-called ceasefire?

"CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED!

Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World. During each CEASEFIRE, the other side will remain PEACEFUL and RESPECTFUL.

On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, “THE 12 DAY WAR.”

This is a War that could have gone on for years, and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it didn’t, and never will! God bless Israel, God bless Iran, God bless the Middle East, God bless the United States of America, and GOD BLESS THE WORLD!"

I am admittedly bullish on the idea that Iran will package a peace deal with one for Gaza, so if this leads to that then all’s well that ends well, I guess.

I would be bullish on peace deals too if they were with literally anybody other than The Great Satan and its little spawn. Ceasefires and peace deals with Israel are suicidal. As they say, you do not negotiate with terrorists. There can be no peace in the region until Israel gets got.

Edit: FUCK