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If only Mythbusters was still on air...

~~It is telling you to eat that deadly mushroom though.~~

And when the boss finds out about that ground-breaking research he'll probably want to make an even better gay bomb with it.

Manche Lehrkräfte haben echt Gottkomplexe.

I don’t even know why people use Windows 10 (or 11) other than momentum.

Security updates. That's it, that's the only reason I recommend anyone unwilling or unable to switch operating systems all together to move to Windows 10.

KDE nerds: Is there a way to get a normal app launch indicator (cursor with a loading icon/hourglass) instead of either nothing or the little hopping icons that don't animate right?

I often joke about people putting on their “corporatesonas” at work.

I hate mine, it's going in the trash bit by bit. What a boring, miserable and insecure guy that was.

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Give up your darn secrets before I start fumbling around with strace and get even more frustrated!

More DRM. Browsers already support DRM schemes for media playback.

Really though it's a shame that so many devs still try to treat the web like print where they have full control over the layout at any given time. Even after the death of Flash and the introduction of smartphones and their need for fluid layouts. Meanwhile concepts like progressive enhancement got left behind.

At least we've got flexbox and grid now.