"The Fellowship voted nearly unanimously to have the ring flown by giant eagles to Mordor to be dropped into the volcano. Unfortunately, the measure was ruled ineligible by the chamber parliamentarian."

Sowwwwy government can't help people it can only send bombs overseas

I asked a lawyer. They said "who the fuck are you? How did you get into my office? What the fuck is a Hexbear? I'm calling the police."

HSAs are just tax breaks for wealthy people who are already paying cash for medical treatment

One of my least favorite parts about Las Vegas is that is feels like you have to pay to exist basically anywhere. The whole place is like a giant mouse maze designed to suck out your money.

But if all expenses are paid it would probably be a solid week there's a good variety of stuff to do.

Playing Lethal Company has taught me that people who carry walkie talkies in horror movies are not using them as much as they would realistically be

I think it's a helpful reminder to check yourself when you're reading shit on the Internet

First they came for the satire comms...

Fr post memes tho

Some of you younger (or more tech driven) people have folders of this shit ready to go. Don't worry about reposts I want all of it.

To them that's basically half a swastika with a compass