this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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yeonmi-park they make a comm and let you freely post in it so they can make a list of all the people who go against their tankie ideology and then they ban it. I'm a Hexbear defector and I'm here to tell my story

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[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The totalitarian suxbear admins stole my mod shield in the corner of my screen, now I'm a gusano but for posting

[–] NoYouLogOff@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

bay of posting invasion time

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Mods hate freedom and they refuse to let users dissent from their pro union agenda. They're probably celebrating how the unions fucked my wife.

Not a mod but I am 100% celebrating how the unions fucked your wife

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

don't worry, not everyone who fucked your wife is in a union 🤗

[–] Helmic@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

no scabs allowed on this train

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well, they were in a union, with her wiiiiiife

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

Hi yes I'm here for the lamest possible struggle session

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aww. I had like, thirty, maybe forty more puns and dad jokes ready to go. : (

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

careful now, those dad jokes may just be communism's undoing

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

prepare for sentencing in the chinese cum factories

[–] mrbonejangles@lemm.ee 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have basically no idea what is going on in this thread.

But… is there any special preparation needed and how do you let them know you are ready?

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 years ago

Just sign up for the IDF, and you’ll be well on your way

[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

how to i apply

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

brb submitting a comm request for a honeypot MeanwhileOnBear. anyone who posts anything that isn't MLM gets banned from the comm and reported to the admins for reeducation.

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

MLM

as in silicon valley shit, yaoi or mao-clap stuff?

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Now see, there's a good comm idea.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are you using for your skincare routine? And can i interest you in exciting opportunity to become your own boss?

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

and have YOU considered joining an insurgent militia? no, we're not going into the mountains or anything, we're just going to go punch LIBERALS at the DSA.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

if we can stay moisturized while we're at it, I'm in

[–] leftofthat@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

First they came for the satire comms...

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

I came to hexbear for the leftism.... but I stayed for the shit posts. Making fun of people who make fun of unions is the type of wholesome fun that makes hexbear more active than lemmygrad.

[–] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Is this about the anti union com lmao

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Time to start an anti-union defectors union?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

I am proud to announce I am seeking to start /c/anti-anti-anti-anti-union-aktion, and am waiting on mod approval.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That’s right we used the the-pigs’s tactics against them. This was a sting operation and it worked better than we ever dreamed.

We need to have a Hexbear anti-union contraband victory lap photo op.