Darn you, Alexander Graham Bell!

Someone had padlocked my underwear drawer... Again.

Which meant "it's really really really good" at the time.

Say watt?! I hope she doesn't blow a fuse either.

I'm afraid it's too late now, you're in such dire straits. Let go those tears for fears. We'd better go ask the talking heads for advice.

Oh no you're already affected!

I'm taking this with a pinch of Salt And Peppa.

It's also shocking, if you're not careful with these powerful puns.

Tinsel foil isn't magnetic though.

A third of Americans are xenophobic bigots. Got it.

Meanwhile they proudly exclaim their great great great great grand daddy came in on the Mayflower.

Apparently Asmongold even complained about the option to create a character with top scars in some videogame, which by default was turned off. I mean, if you don't want top scars, don't turn that option on.

These anti-woke weirdos always claim they want choice to be able to create the character exactly how they want it to look. But they always draw the line where those choices are also extended to people who are not cis white male. The female character choices should cater to their dick, and god forbid there's a choice to have PRONOUNS!

It has devolved into "things I don't like are woke". The word has lost its meaning entirely for these weirdos.