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No one knows the cure.

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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That happened to me! Hopefully it doesn't get U2!

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The virus only gets ya, if you party INXS

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago
[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

One more pun and I'm calling The Police.

[-] Lenny@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago

Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago

Sounds good I will go to Asia

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Screw that, Boston's where it's at.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Well it definitely isn't Chicago

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 6 days ago

Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

The Countdown's begun.

You have to know when enuff z'nuff.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Yeah, it's quite the Poison to experience.

[-] Sc00ter@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago

Are you sure it's a virus and not Poison?

[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

Either way, you're in for quite the Journey

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

I'm calling the The Police!

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

It might be all night (but it'll be alright).

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It could be Anthrax.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

At least it gives me something to believe in.

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

There is always something there to remind me

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

My exotic cat caught the feline version and it got in his ear.

Now he's a Def Leppard

[-] xep@fedia.io 24 points 6 days ago

When it happened to me I was so scared I cried. I went to see my therapist, who told me I was shedding tears for fears.

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

make me want to cry, Cryyy [higher pitch], CRRRYYYYYYYY [very high pitch] !!!

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 5 days ago
[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

the Creme de la creme.

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

In this new wave of memes, people tend to confuse music genres. We should call the police on them.

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh no! I may have this too. I'm going to Rush to my doctor.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

Yeah. Just go to the Dokken he'll fix you right up.

[-] Birch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Dio know if there's anything he can do?

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

And you'll learn that you're only immortal for a limited time

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Forever Young

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

The virus seriously weakens cellular membranes, causing Soft Cell. SC leads to a breakdown of your dopamine and oxytocin receptors which leaves you with a feeling of tainted love.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago

I'm taking this with a pinch of Salt And Peppa.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's sad, all this interesting music, you can KISS goodbye.

Edit: You could say this virus will Poison the mind.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

I looked them up. They are still an active band!

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 4 points 6 days ago

I've heard it can also have gastrointestinal effects. I got it a few weeks ago and it really made me Wang Chung.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Looks like the super spreader event was a rock concert at the Guggenheim. People are now blaming The Art of Noise.

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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