Make sure you know how to use the three seashells before eating any Taco Bell.

“First Amendment rights for me, but not for thee.”

Damn. Well said.

I don’t know whether to laugh or scream at how outrageous it is that out of all the issues that could benefit from bipartisan cooperation, THIS is what we get. Bunch of turds.

“Underpaid? - Medicaid

Got gray hair? - Medicare”

Feels very good to know I’m not the only one.

100% me. I never in my life thought I’d be a cat person, then I moved in with my girlfriend (now wife) and her cat, who quickly became my ride or die.