[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 week ago

Get a Brother printer, my brother.

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pls don't kill me for posting this. A holy warrior already smote the guy that drew it 🙏

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 month ago

Coming from my experience working in retail, unless the guy had Aryan Nation tats, more likely than not this guy was working in a severely understaffed store.

He was probably in the middle of doing a shitton of time sensitive tasks before he was interrupted by some bullshit manager that told him to help out with the checkout line and then get back to doing the million other things he needed to do before his shift was over.

He was probably doing the bare minimum to be able to say "yes, I helped out the checkout line like you said" before getting back to more important things.

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 months ago

His hand is in his pocket to stabilize the swing from his massive dong 🍆

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 55 points 2 months ago

There was a Clint Eastwood movie where backwards firing missiles were the whole shtick.

The catch is the plane is controlled by thoughts. Russian thoughts. The final dogfight came down to Clint finding his inner Russian and thinking of the magic word "blyat" to get the plane to fire ze backwards missiles.

It was a wild ride.

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 months ago

Bro, you should have just gone to church, married a girl you met there, have a family, and do the whole gay thing on the side like all the Republican politicians do when they hit up the RNC convention. Grindr literally crashed from all the activity in Milwaukee when the convention started there :>

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 months ago

Just the pundit class? 🤨

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 months ago

If we're going with a comedian, I'd sooner pick Jon Stewart. That is assuming he'd even want to do it.

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 53 points 3 months ago

Inflation applies to games that are actively being developed for sure. Games don't program themselves. You need people to do it. Those people need wages to pay rent/food/utilities. If the prices of those things go up they'll need higher wages which will usually come from higher prices on the game that in this case, they continuously develop.

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 71 points 3 months ago

The guy is an effective cheerleader for any cause he really believes in. I mean he almost singlehandedly extended benefits to 9/11 first responders on the strength of his eloquence.

Thing is he doesn't want to do it. Which makes me want him to do it even more. Something about great leaders not seeking power but having it thrust upon them in times of need like a George Washington

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 71 points 4 months ago

::Laughs in Firefox::

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