FEAR, no I'm not kidding.

Craft singles

That explains it.

You do what now? Yes you can use a 5G connection with it, I don't believe it has a modem which is what I think you need to replace. Most likely you'd have to call your ISP and register a new modem anyway Sierra Wireless Cradle point Etc. Probably something you'd have to be on a business account to do though. I would buy a cheap 5G Android phone and Root and Magisk then dialup using tether in openwrt

Just pirate it at that point.

I've played on Ephinea, it's a pretty good experience. Afaik there's not a good way to play on mobile except Steam Deck or other expensive hardware, if net play worked on the Android version of dolphin that would be massive (it won't probably also only be a matter of hours before Nintendo got butthurt) If there were a larger player base or they could make more changes to the game I'd definitely play more.

I mean not the family size, but yes a full on box of cereal.

Had a manager that somewhat creepily checked for people's phones, the look on her face when I pulled an entire box of cereal from my pocket they couldn't see was pretty good.

If only they did this at the Switch release, one of the biggest reasons I didn't buy one, wonder if there's a chance they'll do a PSO remake and release the English version 10 years later? (Although that's really Segas fault)

This only works if you are extremely attractive btw.

You can ;)

Apparently his name is Oliver Anthony.