Dude it's Lemmy I've seen people here miss Simpsons references

Oh no, broken ribs. Those famously can never be healed

Survival rates of a heart attack are upwards of 90% from what I can find online. There are certain types where the survival rate for that type alone is much lower though.

Potatoes are famously incredibly rare and only keep for a few hours after being picked so I can totally see the purpose of a product like this

She tested positive for heroin, not THC. If she was actually actually heroin, child protective services involvement would absolutely be warranted.

The issue here is the erroneous test and complete failure on the part of the hospital to confirm its results

Except Reddit bans you if you so much as suggest someone stubs their toe. The rules against "advocating violence" have become so broadly interpreted in the last few years.

Lemmy is significantly more tolerant of this kind of posting

Who in the world asked for Carmen Sandiego

Partial transplant from a living donor was not viable for her. It would have immediately failed, leaving her with no liver at all, and then she would have died because she wasn't eligible for a full transplant. Doctors will not perform a procedure that guarantees death. The article explains this

I guess my plan to hold out for the Pro to see if the regular console drops in price isn't going to work.

In the commotion nobody's brain would parse "that guy just threw coffee on a baby" because that's not something you immediately consider

Time to pick a random minority one can pass as, record the most stereotypical video ever, and then get an employment attorney on speed dial

Spam is just pork sausage in a rectangle.