You mean this guy could have saved us from Google's browser monopoly? The world could have been so different...

What's the point of preserving artifacts if there's no one to look at them anymore?

I was reading Matt Parker's new trigonometry book and they made some remark about triangles in spherical geometry and I went "wait, what if you did this"

I didn't even think of that. Another good question!

You got me, I don't give a shit about the environment, unlike you, the biggest tree-hugger in the world.

If you know there's going to be a traffic jam at 5PM on the I-Fuckit, aggravated by your presence, is that not intent or, at the very least, gross negligence?

They're trying to break the curse, just like when the little dumbass who lives with me goes after my oat milk ice cream. You can't let them!

Thermodynamics.

Plants are fed to animals. More plants than would be used if you just ate the plants yourself.

What's the benefit of leaving your house?

What about Tetris?

Using "clit" as a derogatory term but running around calling "nazi" "the NA word"? Are you for real?