Satisfactory

The factory must grow.

The person who put it in the headline.

A plea isn't news worthy.

A conviction is.

I genuinely can't tell if this is satire

5 years late, 5 orders of magnitude too lenient.

Replace my kernel with this anticheat if it means cheaters become frogs.

Oh no, they got invaded, whatever shall they do??

Hope they don't harm the civilians, doubt they would honestly.

same, please someone explain

First third.

The Amish actually do use technology, but they can't use it unless there's no other alternative, for example word processing.

Also, they tend to use Linux.

torrent ahead of time?

anon is a dumbfuck.

Take it as validation I guess?

Still, if it annoys you, tell them to piss off.