riskable

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Microsoft is trying to make Xbox into Windows: Where 3rd parties make the hardware and then license the platform from Microsoft. It's a vastly more profitable model. Especially if they get all those end users signed up for a subscription service.

The problem is that the world thinks of "Xbox" as a console (and a specific kind of controller). To pull this off Microsoft is going to have to re-brand Xbox entirely by making people think of it more like a game-specific app store that runs on Windows and special handheld hardware. It won't be easy.

There's a bigger problem with this plan though: No real coordination with the Windows OS team. Windows on handhelds sucks. The past twenty fucking years of Windows development has been almost entirely focused on improving enterprise features with very little attention paid to end users or gaming.

Growth in Windows gaming has come despite Microsoft's investments. Not because of them. In fact, I'd argue that if it weren't for Steam, Windows—as a gaming platform—would be a fraction of what it is today.

Don't get me wrong, though! I love this new Xbox roadmap! Windows gaming has been holding back Linux desktop adoption for far too long. The latest benchmarks that show games on SteamOS vastly outperforming the new Xbox-branded handhelds pretty clearly demonstrates all that bashing of Windows by Linux nerds was deeply accurate.

It turns out that Linux on the desktop really is superior! 🤣

[–] riskable@programming.dev 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wait: Are we sure they're actually people?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Ma!"

Also, it has to be shouted. As a kid—coming into the house from who-knows-what adventure where I destroyed an item of clothing—again. Or as an adult trying to reach her over the sound of Fox News with the volume up way too loud.

This is the way.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 14 points 4 days ago

"It's the work of the devil!"

Maybe they were right all along. 🤔

[–] riskable@programming.dev -5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

From the article it looks like generative image AI is mainly replacing stock photography more than anything else.

Even if you use AI to make a logo you'll still want a graphic designer to tweak it. So ultimately it really just saves the designer a bit of time.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago

No cap: Whoever said that is goating with the sauce!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

Nah, screw that! There's hot singles in your area and doctors hate this one trick. You'll never guess what happens after we nurse this injured kitten (that we injured ourselves) back to health!

To learn more about that thing you searched for you'll find more information before talking about that thing you searched for. It's a totally common thing to search all about. Many people will search for that thing and a common way to solve it is to search for that thing and read the instructions below.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Republicans: Sounds good 👍

[–] riskable@programming.dev 13 points 5 days ago

Trust me when I say that if you do this with that many girls in the bed... Urine trouble!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It's just a clever way of saying she's psycho 👍

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 5 days ago

Get a tortoise and feed the berries to it 👍

(That's what we do at our house)

 

I've heard this phrase used often by those on the right but every time I hear it I can't help but laugh because of what I picture in my head. But perhaps my image is wrong! I want to read everyone else's depictions.

So as to not influence the responses I will not be sharing what I imagine a "woke mob" looks like.

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Thanks Obama! (programming.dev)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by riskable@programming.dev to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
 

Edit, since folks don't seem to get the joke: Obama's campaign slogan was "Hope"

 

This is the page you can learn about things like Cunningham's law which states that every program attempts to expand until it can read mail

 

If you watch movies and TV shows you should learn about this to maximize your obscure knowledge of every day things 👍

 

“...this is not a gun problem. This is a mental health problem, this is a social problem, this is a cultural problem, this is a spiritual problem." -Donald J Trump in April 2023

 
 
 

A simple reminder of the incompetence, idiocy, and insanity that was the Trump presidency. Here's the original story, in case you forgot:

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/09/05/hurricane-dorian-sharpie-trump-1482839

 
 
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