I count 5 cold solders
Rip Trevor Moore
Do you smell that Randy? It's chemtrails and they're brewing up a shit storm right over our heads.
Kissinger is stored in the balls
Wow nice beaver
They've been paid multiple times to do it.
You're way off your baseline.
I can't believe the Clintons would do something like this
Giant earth theory is wild. I followed a guy on Reddit who had some absolutely insane videos "teaching" the subject. He also thought multiplication was a lie because if you do 5x5 by counting your fingers 5 times you still only have 5 fingers.
write me a 4chan greentext
be me
bottomless pit supervisor
in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless
occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless
one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless
the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit
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ask my boss what to do
he says "just make it bottomless again"
i say "how"
he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"
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quit my job
become a regular pit supervisor
first day on the job, go to the new hole
its bottomless
Can I build the damn guillotine yet?
Well you can't do that cuz if you give one employee sick days for their dying child every employee with a dying child is going to want sick days and that might impact the shareholders.