We have a 2012 Ford Fiesta that we call "Siesta". That car sucks a good amount. Been meaning to get rid of it for years now.

Hisstine Daaé is my favorite character

Change the dog to me, and replace the leash with a lawn mower.

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

You and me both

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

I wonder how many pieces it broke into. When it hits, it sounds like it shattered.

I was waiting for someone to recognize that it was Costco

Hey, if Dreamcast calls, you better answer

When I was a small child, I put a piece of Cheerios cereal in each nostril, to "see if I could breath through the tiny holes". They got stuck, I panicked, then fell asleep. When I woke up, they were gone. I always assumed they dissolved.

Me reading the headline: "🙄 Who isn't making a mechanical keyboard these days..."

Me after looking at the pictures: "I...might want that..."

Not really bad, but it's one that stuck with me: The computer owner had a bit of an obsession with David Boreanaz. Wallpaper was him with his shirt off. The desktop was cluttered with tons of image files, all him.