saltnotsugar

joined 2 years ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Poor monkey is trying to catch his bus.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is it affordable or is it one of those “price upon request” things?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 53 points 3 weeks ago

Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

I’m just looking for something for home defense.
“Well you can’t go wrong with a battalion of T-55’s.”

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 39 points 3 weeks ago

You know, it’s amazing how much you can learn in Lemmy.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 20 points 3 weeks ago

Like a bridge over MOTHERFUCKIN water, I will lay YOUR ASS down.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He tells you his name is Jimmothy Plimmothy.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want a coffin where the lid hinges at the bottom not the side. Like slam that bad boy loud on me in case I’m just sleeping.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Recipe: Add 1/4 cup of cheese.
Me: Adding 1 cup of cheese got it.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Let me off this blasted interstate you Maryland devils!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer to do a fistfight over text.

 
 
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