saltnotsugar

joined 2 years ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Hey baby I brought home some dinner-
“Husband. Thy presence brings thoughts of philosophical questions.”
Alright. I’m just gonna eat this burrito though.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Nice. Now I can have two grapes!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

That doesn’t sound scientific. They probably just dug a hole and humped that.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 135 points 4 weeks ago (12 children)

Control Z. I said CONTROL Z! What’s wrong with this paper!?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 points 4 weeks ago

Airlines HATE him.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I once showed up 8 hours late for work. My boss wanted our team to have three eight hour shifts but he kept changing the start times and team members so much no one knew when anyone else was working unless they checked the schedule. When I showed up that day I realized I should have worked the previous shift, and another manager asked what I was still doing there. I picked up a clip board and told him I need to check some things. Basically I just stopped in front of various things, nodded slowly, then drew a picture. My boss saw me and said I was a shining example of what to do.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’ve been thinking about making the switch. How difficult do you find it to play steam games on your setup?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

David Attenborough: The bears…you know what I don’t even know. Sometimes nature just does this stuff and I need to explain it calmly, and today I just can’t.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Honey addiction is real and tearing our communities apart.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Me to the picture: Forgive me lass. Imma drop a ten pounder in a five pound hole.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Weird that you never see a pickup truck flying this banner.

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