saltnotsugar

You’re 15! When are you gonna move out and get a job already!?

I would love an overly vague preview of a series:
THIS SUMMER. A show some critics call “a television show” is coming back with a mysterious problem. A new protagonist will appear, or is he an antagonist? Set in the lovely landscape of a place that is pretty nice, and music that was definitely recorded, we follow the characters who are certainly up to something.

A cheap method to unblock anything:

• Remove any loose material.
• Now pour 30 gallons of jet fuel in the area.
• Ignite it but stand back at least a few feet.

Dentist: You eating at least 3 hotdogs a day?
Me: Uhhh…yeah.
Dentist: Lies.

Even when I would do a lot of lessons early it would pester me later on in the day to practice more.

Der Antwort ist immer „C“

The (pumpkin) spice must flow! He who controls Dune controls the (pumpkin) spice!

Woopsie! Looks like we’re at war with…Portugal. Should be interesting.

Nuclear missile command picks up the phone: You have a collect call from…THE CROODS…press 1 to accept the charges.

Take her strong hand!

I thought canaries got carried into the mine as a punishment for the great canary uprising of 1742.

Shell shocked mosquito: There is a land lads, bristling with barbed wire so thick ye see not sun nor moon. Where ye go in to feed but may never return.