You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know—morons.

Roughly 50% of American voters.

This one.

Here I am on 2024.7 waiting for card-mod to unfuck itself.

Scolded me for swearing at it.

"You'll fucking know when I'm swearing at you," was my reply to that shit the last time I gave it a spin (after it regurgitated nonsense after many prompts specifically asking for not nonsense).

Yo! Great work!

Is it because he's a 5'10" 180lb slot WR3 trying to fill in for routes made for either a 6'1" 225lb monster or a guy who runs faster routes with better hands?

Post game.

... a fan pouring a drink on Brown as he gave his gloves to someone in the stands.

So, not an ironic Lambeau Leap or [other antagonist shit Terrell Owens used to do].

Go (to the) Birds! 🦅

I made a few jugs of apple wine by pitching gallons of apple cider in the end table under my TV, (plastic) bottle conditioning and forgetting about them for a while.

Huge alcohol content, decent taste, nightmarish poops.

You win.

Elevation difference, probably relative to Room 1 (or water level).

Counterpoint: If you think you said something stupid, you're entitled to delete it. Don't feel obligated to hang your ass out there and take a beating for a cold take.

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