silasmariner

Nah you'll just get more coal

Gollum

Llm dumb, recognise pattern but not semantics

You can't just ship a binary to a random location without knowing architecture, which is very relevant. Not everything is x86 any more. But you can do shell, and since aur is shell that should be good enough given the context of the article.

We've all been there

Spam poor quality llm commits from sockpuppet accounts to a bunch of popular projects. Sprinkle in some subtly-buggy contributions from more established accounts. The buggy contributions should not be obviously malicious (not, like, obfuscated credit stealers -- they should just break things). Do this to as many projects as you can without making it super obvious. Prefer projects with few maintainers but a high merge rate. Then, go think about what you did, you bastard.

Noble is but Nobel isn't

Deeply unsettling

I'm gonna take Descartes as discount there and give you a +

Hume, obviously. Although if forced to choose, Kant. But not very much.

Completely reasonable position to hold, have a great day

Actually there's a way to get mew in the original game without attending one of the events, although it relied on the missingno bug. Also you had to be aware of it very early in the game, and skip facing a particular trainer until much later. But yeah you should totally have just got it when you got all 150.