Throwing an Election (Any%)

Unions.

Ah yes, that classic “freedom of speech” they’re always yelling about.

"I am driving a lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK"

"My lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK has BLINDING WHITE LED headlights positioned EXACTLY at EYE LEVEL. "

"I am currently TAILGATING you in the RIGHT LANE even though you’re going TWENTY MILES AN HOUR over the speed limit and the LEFT LANE is OPEN."

"There are MONSTER ENERGY and FOX RACING stickers on the rear windshield of my lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK."

"There are PERFECTLY CLEAN mud tires and MASSIVE CHROME RIMS on my lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK."

"I make THIRTY-ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS a year and thought that that was a WISE FINANCIAL DECISION."

"I bring cases of BUD LIGHT to girls at high school parties while my wife and children are at home."

"My lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK has a GUN RACK which holds the AR-15 that I bought at WAL-MART."

"YETI COOLERS kick ass!"

I had a cat that literally broke into my family's house, he was our neighbor's cat, so we put him back out and thought he went home. This repeated several times.

We eventually found out our neighbors threw him out in favor of keeping a pitbull. The cat then moved in permanently.

Here are some relatively cheap games to give kids that aren't fortnite or roblox and dont run on some subscription/internal monetary currency:

• Risk of Rain 2
• Minecraft (Java)
• Tunic
• Stardew Valley
• A Hat in Time
• Baba is You
• Fate (Wildtangent)
• Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga (Not the Skywalker Saga)
• Chip's Challenge 1 and 2
• Shovel Night (Treasure Trove)

I never wanna hear a critic ever tell me a character is too "one dimensional" and "lacking in humanity" to be realistic after all of this.

The best days of the internet are behind us.

Alternatively, you can let me put up my damn 5 minutes of happiness tree and the "I like the pretty color" lights. Christmas is literally the comfy smell-good season for me. And Thanksgiving can co-exist. Yeah its pretty much about presents and wrapping paper for the stores, but just because a bunch of assholes like it for evil reasons, doesn't mean I have to cull my enjoyment to "defeat" them.

TL;DR I'm gonna just keep the Christmas Tree around and redecorate it for each holiday. And I'll have Halloweenmas, Thanksmas, New Yearsmas, Birthmas whatever other holidaymas.

I'll go full fucking elf.

7zip exists and is free.

Is it because replacing employees with AI results in a never-ending cascade where your stupid system doesn't keep consuming because AI don't consume and won't get paid?

Or is it because using AI will result in the climate to continually become more inhospitable?

Maybe it will be because AI will be used to create more and more believable misinformation that results in WW3?

While I see an extensive amount of "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish" and do agree that this is the typical logic of Microsoft.

It's obvious this is to try and avoid getting hit with similar monopoly accusations that their competitors are receiving.

"Look, Look!! We support other Operating Systems! We have a guide! We're not a monopoly! See, See!!"