...well, is he wrong? Exploiting kids is the most lucrative endeavour. In fact, if we're going by piece meal and not lump sum, young people are a fat wad of cash.
So of course you knew we need to take every musical art form and turn it into sensory overload on stilts, because money.
Your little crotchgoblins are a path to your wallet.
Goddamn. If there's ever a class action suit where the witnesses get leaked, we might see the first case of corporate serial killing...
Can we then finally have corporal punishment for corporations plz? Corporal corporate punishment.
One of my favourite legal disclaimers of all time. It reads like Bukowskian legalese.
Uh oh, spaghetti-o's! Was filling your party with a bunch of money hungry, spineless, bootlickers not such a great idea? No. It's the liberals that are wrong. Must lick boot harder.
Another child murdered.
I will not shed a single tear for when cops get shot and killed.
TL;Dr Boeing got ate up internally from the failed company they had acquired, becoming a little bitch to a bunch of cocaine addled wall street ninkompoops, who had to be acquired because they made flying death traps, who eventually made Boeing make and sell flying death traps.
It's the circle of capitalism.
Ok, so here's what we do. We fake the apocalypse. Destroy buildings, set things on fire, scream and yell "oh the humanity" once in a while, and as the rich retreat into their underground bunkers, then we bring out the cement trucks.
Let's see how independent and self made they really are, as we hack their surveillance systems to create the world's new favourite reality show... say it with me now:
Little did they expect the black, gay, trans Muslim, with Chinese heritage, who was a former MS13 member, but who also got out of it and pulled themselves up by their bootstraps to start a career in science.
Panic grips the RNC, people screaming, foaming at the mouth, scrawling "the end is near" in the blood of an intern on the wall. Pure chaos.
That has to be the lamest conspiracy theory of 2024, and we're only in January. Strap in, kids. It's election year and it's finna be a doozy.
Texas when they realise they're suddenly part of Latin-America.
The CIA:
"Inconvenienced"?
Oh I'm sorry. Taking care of someone for the rest of their lives, not being able to, not having the means to and all the while suffering for it is something you think is a walk in the fucking park?
I think the key word here is "suffer". Americans worship suffering. It gives them a hard on. So when someone wants to end the suffering, that's an insult. Typical ugly American mentality, devoid of any understanding for human nature and full of piss and vinegar. Also, it's unrealistic and kind of naive, because I bet this happens more often than you think - but it's hard to actually figure out. Why? Let me count the ways.
You have a judicial system committing mass judicial murder on a weekly basis "because you can't afford the fight the case", a for profit health sector that would pull plugs in concert if an insurance company told them to, doctors and surgeons dodging malpractice suits on a cross-state basis like it's a sport and you're probably happy knowing he'll be sent to a for profit prison system that makes profits in the billions, where he'll become a slave for the state to "pay back his debt to society".
But sure, means and needs were not the issue. He should have pulled himself up by his bootstraps and gotten that 4th job.