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[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Arnock, on the night of his joining. Kiteo, his eyes opened! Vulcans at Decatur!

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of my favorite campaigns that I've run several times, the antagonists are a conspiracy of powerful undead who plan to undeadify a bunch of high-level characters and influential nobles (including a blue dragon, at one point), adding them to the conspiracy and creating more dangerous antagonists for the PCS.

At each stage of the game, the undead have several plans hatching all at once and it's difficult for the PCs to figure out what they all are and stop them. And they have to prioritize. There's also an Imperial senate they have to keep track of (like how many votes they have on their side versus how many votes their opponents have, both those under the influence of the undead and those just on the wrong side of the political game).

Each time they save someone, they add a powerful ally to their side, each time they lose someone... They now have a new dangerous enemy to worry about. By itself, this raises the stakes.

Here's some cool battles from that game... Each one is really nasty, but less so if the characters go in having done research and had previous successes. What makes them cool is that I spent the time to create the opponents... Not just stats but agenda, purpose and personality AND the consequences of winning and losing beforehand. The following monsters from 3.5 (that's the era where I created this game, but there's so much good material from all of those source books that you can go harvest for cool monster ideas).

1) Bone Naga.

One of my favorites. An arrogant young senator / nobleman (and potential regent / imperial heir, which is important) has had a statue of himself placed in the parkland outside the Senate building, where everyone has to see it walking to and from the Senate building.

The statue is actually hollow, and coiled inside is a bone naga, using detect thoughts to spy on all the senators (and the PCs).

To soften the PCs up if they mess with the statue during the day, the nobleman's guards confront them and start a fight. If they mess with the statue at night, they get in a fight with the nobleman himself (who is a psycho cultist who's been sacrificing teenage peasants to the devil he worships and who has a necklace that can summon lesser devils). The corpses of the sacrifice victims also rise as zombies (ghouls / ghasts - depending on character level) and join the fight if the PCS are stomping.

2) Vampire Ninjas

If you take the time to make the vampire ninjas as actual characters and think through their powers, they're actually super nasty and can totally TPK if you're not careful. Mist form / bat form combined with Ninja stealth and sneak attack? The vampires are trying to off the leaders of the local thieves and assassins guilds and take their place. Those two guilds are in a manufactured gang war started by one of the vampires (a halfling vampire assassin... Think about it. It's super nasty). You use sneak attack to hurt the big fighter badly right at the start of combat. If the vampires are getting pummeled, they go in and out of mist form and then sneak attack from mist form.

3) Blue dragon fight.

In my world, dragons of all colors used to interfere in politics all the time, but then retreated from the world for some reason. It doesn't matter why, what matters is that a blue dragon has started attacking imperial shipping after literally centuries of dragons leaving the humanoid world alone.

If the characters go stop the dragon the fight is deliberately a little bit too hard for them... Like they should lose at least one or two people if they do this (Even if those people get resurrected later).

However, if they're observant they may notice that the dragon seems to be unwell and sickly. If they managed to get it to stop fighting and talk to them, they will learn that the main big bad has promised it eternal life as an undead (and the dragon is pissed because it's dying had a stupidly young age... f or a dragon... of some mysterious illness). Of course, the big bad made the dragon sick. If they can cure it, they've made a powerful new ally. If they don't deal with the dragon soon enough, the big bad will show up at the final showdown riding a dracolitch lol. If they kill the dragon, the big bad will show up at the final showdown riding a zombie dragon that can still use its breath weapon.

There are some other really good scenarios in this campaign. An Eye of Fear and Flame and an army of specters are besieging one of the imperial relatives in his country estate. An entropic reaper has been summoned from the outer planes and is stalking and murdering the High-Ranking clergy of the imperial church. If they didn't deal with the cultist guy, he summons ice devils to attack the Senate building. If they DID deal with him, his father raises an army and marches on the capitol.

Oh right, another aspect of this game is that there are various military actions going on and if the PCS don't intervene in them, they end in massacres. And of course the dead soldiers are raised to join the ranks of the undead army. Also, Charnel Hounds and Boneyards are awesome aggregate undead... The more land battles are allowed to happen without PC intervention, the more hit dice the charnel hound has when it shows up. XD

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can see the potential future value I'm setting the precedent that we can nationalize giant businesses.

I don't think Trump should be the one to set that precedent though.

Even a broken Berman is right twice a season.

I've read exactly one time travel story where that was taken into account. They were trying to communicate with the past using tachyon beams, and they had to beam them into space aimed at where Earth WAS at the time they were trying to communicate with it.

I always thought it was a "Dandy Lion," like a fancy Victorian gentleman lion.

Also

"Uhuhuh... you thaid blow balls."

"Yeah! Heheh! Yeah!"

"Based on the numbers we're seeing on reddit, I would guess there are at least tens of thousands of users who are at this present time being convinced of these things by LLMs. As soon as the companies realise this, red team it and patch the LLMs it should stop being a problem. But it's clear that they're not aware of the issue enough right now.”

I like the part where you trust for profit companies to do this on their own.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

There was an astrophysicist on the reddit thread who said this is definitely a hyperdense object orbiting a star very close, like with a 12 day orbital period. A neutron star or even a stellar mass black hole. He said one of the most interesting possibilities is that it's a magnetar.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 43 points 5 days ago (7 children)

This makes me want to implement a programming language as an alternate tabletop magic system. Maybe give my players runes to experiment with and let them figure out it's a programming language.

It's all the flat earthers who lurk in this community.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought Musky boy wanted to SAVE the Earth from humans and that's why we need to go to Mars??

 

I know, he's always been one of those conservative old men writing for teenage boys. That's been true since the 80s. But his themes on a number of subjects got just enough more progressive as time went on, and I was able to stomach his writing. I always pegged him as a centerist who moved VERY GRADUALLY leftward over the decades and mostly wasn't interested in making political points in his books. Though he clearly had regressive opinions about women in the military for a long time, especially when that was a big part of the cultural zeitgeist in the 90s, those even eased in recent decades.

On the subject of abortion, he wrote an impressively nuanced short story back in the 90s about abortion and telepathy. Specifically, about a telepathic scientist caught between pro life and pro choice political blocks trying to use telepathy in an objective way to answer the question of how human fetuses were at different stages of development. While the results initially seemed to favor the pro life crowd, at the end it's revealed that the story is more about the observer effect and that rather than reading the minds of unborn children, he was reading his own mind reflected back to him by developing brains unable to process the telepathic contact.

So I was surprised by just how moralistic and aggressively pro life Judgement at Proteus (the latest installment of the Quadrail series) was.

A major plot point in the book is that a teenage girl, pregnant through SA, turns out to have a

warning! spoiler!gene modded fetus implanted in her by would be alien conquerors who arranged her assault as part of a program to make human beings susceptible to their mind control abilities.

At multiple points in the story, the health of the fetus comes up and multiple characters go out of their way to say things like "all sentient life is sacred." The main characters express agreement with this sentiment, even while bringing up that on some parts of Earth, it would be legal to abort the fetus. The aliens running the hospital space habitat they're on shut that down quite aggressively.

The girl herself, who is shitty and antisocial to everyone to the point that she loses believably as a character, is shown to want her rape baby to live (at least until the truth about it's conception is revealed) in a way that makes her even MORE unbelievable as a real person (I've done a lot of professional work in my life with teenagers and I just don't buy it).

But then when she DOES change her mind about wanting to keep the baby she risks her life

warning! spoiler!trying to abort by getting drunk to the point of life threatening alcohol poisoning.

This is the most believable part of the story (and where I threw the book down due to the toxic bullshit) because:

  • A teen girl nearly kills herself doing something dangerous because she doesn't think (with good reason) that the adults around her will support her in getting an abortion? 100% believable.

  • The main character initially thinks she's trying to kill herself and calls it "murder." When he figured out what she was actually trying to do, he puts it that "she wasn't the intended victim."

  • A female character, shown to be in a supportive role toward the girl, expresses she can't understand why. The male character mansplains to her "put yourself in her shoes, you might feel the same way!" And she passionately rejects that she would not. Yeah, a woman thinks about being a teen girl, pregnant through assault, discovering she's carrying an alien cuckoo baby, "doesn't understand why the girl would want to kill her child??" In fact, she needs a man to explain this to her? Bullshit! Also, r/menwritingwomen. Pro tip: Would have been MUCH more believable if you'd written the same dialog the other way around.

  • The male character then councils the woman that their job is to "be the girl's friend and help her understand how it's the fault of the people who did it to her and not the fault of her unborn child."

And that's the point where I threw the book down. And realized I'm probably done with yet another author teen me loved who adult me just sees more clearly.

But I worry for the teen boys who ARE still totally reading this author (and other military adventure scifi by conservative old men sneaking their political agenda into it). Given his association with Star Wars, he's STILL a pretty big draw for the teen boy demographic and his latest books are clearly still aimed straight at them, where these ideas can go percolate with all the toxic shit they absorb from the Man-o-Sphere on Tik Tok and Youtube.

Damn! Just had to get all that off my chest.

 

No spoilers for Season 2 other than the magic is back and go watch it.

It's so good it makes other Star Wars almost unwatchable by comparison.

I'm also really inspired to go fight some fascism and blast some ~~space~~ Nazis.

 

Title says it all. I'd like to host my own instead of sharing mine and everybody else's schedule with some techbros.

 
 
 

"They are not being talked to like they are children. We are helping them understand why their strategy is a bad idea," the source said.

Fuuuuuuuck you!

Said a second House Democrat who spoke anonymously: "It doesn't surprise me leadership is very upset. They gave specific instructions not to do that."

Fuuuuuuck you!

 

 
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