thefartographer

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I'm not throwing all the residents under the bus. Only the people representing us. Now is not the time to go with the flow; I thought SAPD always bragged about building nice relationships with the denizens.

He's a clown! He's a clown! Hyped up, leaky butt, and fucked around!

Everyone knows it's spiderweb that keeps catching fireflies

Ouch.

Only cuz you asked so nicely. I now give you permission to pay for my extensive debts from trying to steal my neighbor's yard.

Out of respect for you, I said "go fuck yourself" while I upvoted your comment.

Not here. Please... Not anywhere, but please not here... This is the most disappointed I've ever been of my hometown.

I'm a Texan—we don't get annexed. Period.

We just get in over our heads in war and then beg a bigger bully to save us before declaring victory.

So, if you're looking to adopt a real winner, I give you permission to ask me to join your country.

How far back did weed start advertising and why'd they stop such incredible campaigns?

If my parents taught me anything as a child, that means that the One Blade probably has a crush on you. You should try talking to it!

As a Jew, I was exposed to a lot of Christmas movies and media with Christian values as a child. Guess what? Still Jewish.

Also Bill Nye and Mr. Wizard taught me lots of science. Guess what? Still failed chemistry and still dumb as fuck.