Not every American Jew. *side eyes my own family and about half of my community*

I was a spoiled brat and never genocided any of my siblings. Just saying, it's not that hard to not genocide people...

How are my goy friends more Zionist than I am? When's the last time that letting a government shape policy in the name of religion ended well?

I mean, it helped bolster rationale for enslaving black people. It's fair to say that capitalism tips the scales, steals your car, and then runs over your neighbor before disappearing with your spouse and your dog/cat.

Pee reviewed

At $150k, I'd say it's a 6-digit amputator

I used to work on a school bus and I get excited when I see a CyberTruck, too. Then I can look in the mirror and say, "you're not the dumbest person I've seen today!" It's a real ego boost.

Oops! I did and now I'm less happy

Hello? Hey, if there's someone there, you have to tell me—I need help paying the mortgage!

You asshole. You woke up my wife with my laughter

This is the equivalent of people beating up Mr. Rogers and stealing his wallet

"Slavery is illegal," claims the crying man who said that Roe v Wade is settled law